Event Scripting – Junior Achievement Business Hall of Fame
 Client: Tribble Creative Group

Segment: Introduction to Harold Boeschenstein

After the end of “Children Will Listen, band immediately goes into “Pink Panther” music bumper. Two presenters go to the stage both dressed as Inspector Clouseau from The Pink Panther. One is much smaller than the other.  They both speak in a thick French accent.

INSPECTOR SENIOR (Kevin)
Good eve ning ladies and gentlemen, I am Inspector Clouseau … (looks at Junior) … Senior.

INSPECTOR JUNIOR (Jordan)
Inspector Clouseau, Junior…at your service.

SENIOR
Of course, normally there is only one of us.

JUNIOR
But this was so important, we decided to be doubly prepared!

SENIOR
We must ask you not to leave zee premises, as we have received a report of a Pink Fiberglas operative.

JUNIOR
And when I hear pink, we see red.

SENIOR
Zees operative is in our midst on behalf of one Harold Boeshenstein, a brilliant man in heez own right.

JUNIOR
And possibly heez own left.

SENIOR
What?

 JUNIOR
He may have been ambidextrous.

SENIOR
He is famous for his work at Owens-Corning, a fiberglass company. As you know, fiberglass makes insulation, boat-bottoms…

JUNIOR
And eetching powder, which eez a good way to get back at somebody for stealing your fromage. So I hear.

SENIOR
(scratching) We’ll talk about zees later. Now! This Boeschenstein was not only a prominent businessman, but served heez president during the Second World War. He was brilliant, patriotic, philanthropic…

JUNIOR
And an excellent golfer

SENIOR
Yes, but that may all just be a front! We have completed our surveillance and submit the results for your consideration.

JUNIOR
You be zee judge. Roll ze film!

Harold Boeshenstein video plays.