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FADE UP ON A MAN IN AN ANIMAL CONTROL UNIFORM, HOLDING A
LARGE NET.
HE SPEAKS CASUALLY AS IF IN
MID-INTERVIEW, LEANING AGAINST A VAN THAT SAYS “STRAY
CONTROL.”
INTERVIEW AND CAMERAWORK IS IN THE
STYLE OF A REALITY SHOW LIKE “COPS.”
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OFFICER1:
YEAH, A LOT OF ‘EM GET AWAY THIS
TIME OF YEAR. THEY’RE NOT DANGEROUS, IN FACT THEY’RE
REALLY FRIENDLY.
BUT THEY CAN GET SCARED OR CONFUSED
OUT IN THE NEIGHBORHOODS. IT’S IMPORTANT TO GET THEM
BACK TO THEIR NATURAL HABITAT AS SOON AS…
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CUT AWAY TO ANOTHER STRAY CONTROL
OFFICER CALLING FROM DOWN THE BLOCK, POINTING UPWARD.
QUICK CUT BACK TO OFFICER1 AS HE
SPEAKS, HE’S HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A WALNUT, THEN
ANOTHER…
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OFFICER2:
UP THERE!
OFFICER1:
WHAT? WHERE, I DON’T - OW!…
WHAT THE… HEY!
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